Monday, November 17, 2008
Absolutely ridiculous story update,''Questions We Hope Get Answered in Palin's $7 Million Book''
While George W. Bush is still without an offer for his presidential memoirs, literary insiders say the bidding for Sarah Palin's story could reach $7 million. Proving, once and for all, that the public is more interested in designer eyeglasses and short skirts than the highly controversial guy who has spent the last eight years actually running the country.At Asylum, we're as guilty as the rest of the media in obsessing over the Alaska governor and all of her comings and goings. But is it wise it to spend so much on a subject whose life is already such an open book?According to an unnamed literary insider, "Sarah brings something different to the table -- there is so much curiosity surrounding her and her life. If they move fast and get this thing on shelves, then a $7 million advance could be worth it."Whatever the publishers decide to pay for this tome, we do have a number of unanswered questions we hope Sarah Palin's ghostwriter poses to the Arctic sensation:- Isn't it true you only went along with that embarrassing Nicolas Sarkozy prank because the last time you thought you were being targeted by an impersonator it turned out it really was John McCain and he really was offering you the VP slot?- During the VP debate, how distracted were you by the glare off Joe Biden's freshly Botoxed forehead?- Can you prove you talked the way you do now before the movie "Fargo" came out?- Is it more embarrassing to lose an election to someone you insinuated was a terrorist, or to have helped make Katie Couric look like a serious journalist?- You have attributed your surprise election as Alaska governor to the blessings of an African witch hunter. Where was Pastor Thomas Muthee during the campaign, and does his absence prove you are saving his mystical electoral powers for 2012? - As a rugged individualist who named her children Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig, how much does it irk you that our President-elect -- who the kids like to claim is "cool" -- gave in to yuppiedom and named his daughters Malia and Sasha?- Explain to us exactly why you are as much, if not more, of a babe than Tina Fey. (And just relaying how Alec Baldwin whispered this to you backstage at "SNL" doesn't count as an explanation.)
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9 comments:
man am i glad we did not get this BIMBO who tells me she does not care about her wardrobe and like's the simple life.
Alaska are you that dumb not to see what you got on your hands? The rest of the country did and kicked her a..ss out of the race. DONT come back in 2012 you get slaughtered like your MOOSES in the polls
I for one will not be reading Miss Alaska's book. She is after the publicity to run again...heaven help us...she is stupid. If she did not have a written script she could not talk..did you see her in Miami at the Gov. conference. pathitic!!!
My God, I would not pay her 7 Cents for this book, just a way to agin more money of others. I hope it bomds and never hear from her again, she is a crook, just wait and see.................
Yeah, maybe the book will include her secrets for successful child rearing, especially tips on teenage birth control. I don't know what the hell is the matter with people today. This woman is so stupid she probably couldn't find her own ass with both hands but people are just SO entranced with her. Yuck! Let her stay in Mooseland...or better yet, put her out on a ice floe.
Right you are Owen! However, judging by her sytax and her mauling of the English language it'll be a miracle if anyone understands what she is saying. I wonder who the publisher is...Reader's Digest maybe? But then again, I doubt that they would pay such large sum for a story. Paticularly one without any redeeming qualities!
Years ago we had side shows at state and county fairs much was made of the bearded lady, the man with three arms, the muscle man and other odities Sara Palin is not much different she draws most of her audience from the curious, and well she should someone of her background and inteligence running for VP of the United States of America is just as wierd as the bearded lady, a chicken with four legs, a man with three arms.
Her book will sell for as the saying goes there is a fool born every minute.
You are so hateful. Why all the hateful comments? Palin is intelligent, speaks up, and has an easy way about her. You left-wingers don't hesitate to berate her and call her "dumb" and "bimbo" and whatever else -- you must be jealous. I'm sick of hearing your crap. You must be jealous of her, that's too bad you'll never catch up to her greatness and accomplishments. But you must think Biden is alright even though he has a big mouth, can't shut it, says stupid things, and lies. If you can't be fair, then shut the FU...
You know to be honest, they were all screwing up from time to time because they were to tired. Obama was doing a whole heck of a lot of speeches around the US compared to Palin, so yes he may have screwed up (but I never heard that) but with Palin I've heard her lie so many times it was sick. Regardless I watch her true when she was campaining, but only in hopes to see her make a dash back to her hometown. After that took place, I never bothered listening to talk shows with her, or on here. When I saw someone was going to make 7 million for a book, it caught my attention. When I saw it was her I came directly down to the people's comments. I much rather read these comments than a book of Palins. So needless to say the comments in here, which I agree also with them, I won't be one of the people buying her book. By the way let me add....if so many people were interested in Palin, they would of voted for her don't you think? There's a reason why she wasn't voted for, and I'm sure people aren't going to be running for any book about Sarah Palin.....
I wouldn't read a book about Sarah Palin if the bookstore offered me $100 to take it home. I have a houseplant with a higher IQ than her, and if I have any curiosity about her, it would be how in the world did she ever capture anyone's curiosity? She is an airhead and pathological liar, and this country would be better off if she just fades away shooting moose.
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